SO HILARIOUS! I WET MYSELF!

I thought 'what the hell?!' when I first read this but I began to realise that it was pretty funny. THEN, the twist at the end confirmed it to me! I ended up showing my mates it and my family and now the HOLE SKL knows about it

IT's like this,

Me: Hey dude
Random High School Student: Hey
Me: I once had sex with a drunken midget girl!
Random HSS: That's like THE PERFECT PLAN!

OMG, I didn't even know this guy! So fffff hilarious!

Peace out,

Gilberto!

Cool story, Gilberto. Now go away.